Good Morning Square One! Your "Morning Smile" for Friday, July 31, 2020.

                                                                 

                        

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Thursday, July 30th, 2020

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Wednesday, July 29th, 2020

                          

Good Morning Square one! Your "Morning Smile" for Tuesday, July 28, 2020.

                                   Photos to make you smile

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your Morning Smile for Monday, July 27th, 2020.

Read the story first before opening the video

   

A couple from Sydney moved to Port Macquarie where they both found and started new jobs.

Every morning the husband and wife would leave for work, returning in the evening..But, every day the next door neighbours would hear a baby crying while the couple were at work...

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Friday, July 24, 2020.

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Thursday, July 23, 2020.

                               

                                              Puns of the day

 I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Remember the Mystery Square that Dorris taught us in February, 2020.  Here is mine finished at a 20 inch square.  Another UFO off of my list. 

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Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Tuesday, July 21, 2020.

                                       

                              Puns for the day!                           

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

Meanwhile in Canada, even the moose are practicing social distancing......

                        WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says

 

"Hebrews"

Good Morning Square One Quilters ! Your "Morning Smile" for Monday, July 20, 2020

                                            Puns for the day

 No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown-apart.

 A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

                                                 

                                                            

Good Morning Square One Quilters for Thursday, July 17, 2020. Your "Morning Smile" brings you Show and Tell from Elaine.

    Recently Elaine and Gerald  have been blessed with their 8th Grand Son
                                                          Mason

               Here are some articles that Elaine has whipped up for him 

                                                 

Good Morning Square One Quilters!! Your "Morning Smile" for Thursday, July 16th, 2020. We are getting caught up on UFO's.

                     


 SHOW AND TELL PROJECTS THAT JOAN                         HAS BEEN WORKING ON.  WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT JOAN IS IN HER BOOT WALKING STAGE NOW AND IS DOING WELL.



This pattern was given to Joan years ago from a friend.  Very nice Joan 

           The Heart Pattern is Joan's design. 

Good Morning Square One Quilters ! Your "Morning Smile" for Wednesday, July 15, 2020. This morning we have some lovely projects submitted by Dorothy....Enjoy !!

        A Feather Pattern  bed runner
     lovely Quilting Dorothy .




                                                 Elk Wall Hanging

     Dorothy created this table runner from a photo that she saw on Pinterest.    Fabric from her stash
                            
                                           
                                                Super Blooms - table topper

                                Fabric from Dorothy's stash

Good Morning Square One Quilters for Tuesday, July 14th, 2020. The following video will give us a new perspective from someone born in 1900 !

Good Monday Morning Square One Quilters !! Your "Morning Smile for July 13, 2020.

A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Friday, July 10, 2020

Never underestimate the Old Lady ! 

An old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.”

The female teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.”

The old lady then asked, “Why ?”

The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line behind you.”

She then returned the card to the old lady.

The old lady remained silent… but then she returned the card to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady, “My apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow ?”

The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now ?”

The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000”

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.

The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.

Don't be difficult with an old lady.. she can outwit the young and dumb !

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 Rudeness vs Kindness

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me honked at me very upset because I was taking too long to pay.

Wow. “Take the high road,” I thought to myself.  So I paid for her food.

As I moved up and she leaned out the window looking all crazy at me because the cashier told her I paid for her food.  She felt embarrassed.

Then when I got up to the pickup window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too.  I paid for it, it was mine !  

Now she has to wait even longer, go back to the end of line and drive thru again. 

She’s gonna learn  you just don't mess with an old lady.

Art Linkletter zeroed in on kids, and had a  fun show, in the olden days, called Kids Say The Darnedest Things - it was a must s.

How Children Perceive Their Grandparents  1.  She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I'll probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye. 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me happy birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" 3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the         children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" 4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" 5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both real old," he replied. 6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story.  "What's it about?" he asked.  "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read." 7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided         to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and she was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try figuring out some of this stuff for yourself!" 8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights." 9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised. "Mine says I'm 4 to 6." 10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said, warily. "How do you make babies?"  "It's easy," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'." 11. "Give me a sentence about a public servant," instructed the teacher during a lesson. One small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child." 12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," offered one child. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants." 13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport." 14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him! 15. My Grandparents are funny. When they bend over, you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

Good Morning Square One Quilters ! Your "Morning Smile", for Thursday July 9th, 2020

MORE PHOTOS YOU JUST GOTTA SEE!

Police dogs in line for lunch 

In the African wilderness

A cycling team from Rwanda sees snow for the first time 

So much emotion in just one photo! 


Marilyn reincarnated .. ... 


A water spout in Genoa, Italy 

Some people just never get old!