IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN WINNIPEG THAT READ:" We will heel
you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you."
AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
ON A PLUMBER'S
TRUCK: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On an Electrician's
truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Car Dealership: "The
best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting
room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit...
Stay."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However,
if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In the front yard of a Funeral
Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign
on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This truck is full of
Political Promises.
Have a safe and happy weekend
Dorris and Joanne
