She is only 81
Thanks for the contribution Susie
Thanks Dorris, these are great
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from
mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."
I thought growing old would take longer.
My bucket list: keep breathing.
Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "close
enough."
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!
At my funeral, take the bouquet from my coffin and throw it into the crowd to
see who is next.
Retirement to do list: Wake up. Nailed it!
Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.
Retired: under new management. See spouse for details.
Bailey gets to meet new German Shepherd puppy for the first time.
Remember when ...
Has your stash depleted Dorris?







