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A Blond Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker
bar by mistake.
He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar
immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before
you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given
that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The
bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The
bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a
6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The
woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
Lifter.
5. The
lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now,
think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde
Joke?'
The blind
cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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