A Newfie was
terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat
regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 50 lbs! “Why, that's amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The Newfie nodded… "I'll tell you though, I thought I were going to drop dead on the 3rd day.” “From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from the skippin’”.
