Understanding
Engineers 2
To the optimist, the
glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the
glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Understanding
Engineers 3
A priest, a doctor,
and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of
golfers.
The engineer fumed,
"What's with those guys? We've been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in,
"I don't think I've ever seen such inept golf!"
The priest said,
"Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said,
"Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied,
"Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving
our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free
anytime!"
The group fell silent
for a moment.
The priest said,
"That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said,
"Good idea. I'll contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything
she can do for them."
The engineer said,
"Why can't they play at night?"
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