Good Morning Square One Quilters. Your "Morning Smile" for Wednesday, March 31, 2021

 

Motivate to Walk More

        

                          Thank you Willy1

Interesting Info - sit back, relax and enjoy

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

Eat whatever you like because you will still DIE.

Don't allow motivational speakers deceive you.

 

1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54

2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57

3. The world bodybuilding champion  died at the age of 41

4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.

BUT

 

5. The KFC inventor died at 94.

6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88

7. Imagine: cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102

8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 - in an earthquake
9. Hennessey inventor died at 98. 

How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life

 

The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle-that doesn’t exercise at all, lives 400 years.

 

So, Take some rest, Chill, Stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life.

You will still die.

I'm sending my Nike trainers back for a refund.

 

Side effects after receiving Covid Vaccination 

Remember when ...

If I remember correctly, I think this is Elaine's Lone Star. 

Dorothy's

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Tuesday, March 30th, 2021

 

These following photos are from a slide show that Dorris sent to me by email.

This blog would not support slide shows.  I have taken screen- shots

of the photos to share them with you.

Thank you Dorris.

 

The Photographer is Patrick Notley.  He is Autistic

Thanks Elaine 

DID YOU KNOW THAT

Stunning Quilt Dorris.

Dorris said that she really enjoyed making this quilt and a lot of sewing involved. 

Not everyone can do this

These will make you laugh or maybe not!

1.    Whose idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.

2.    My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

3.    Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

4.    My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!

5.    After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

6.    If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

7.    Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

8.    Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.

9.    Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

                                                                Did you Know?

Remember when ...

Sally's. 

 

Good Morning Square One Quilters. Your "Morning Smile" for Monday, March 29, 2021

 

To all of us from Elaine

Do you want to hear one of my corny jokes?

ok, if you liked that one, here is another one......lol

Do not tailgate a rhino 

Thanks Louise

How to tell if you are officially old

Wear it as a badge of honour

If you have used one of these. 

If you have sat around one of these 

Thanks Dorris

Remember when ...

Lone Star

Good Morning Square One Quilting! Your "Morning Smile" for Friday, March 26, 2021

 

Thank you Louise 

A touching love story.

       An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
      When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
     She replied, "A can of peaches."
      The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, And she replied that she was hungry.

 The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
       She replied, "6."
       The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
       Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke...
        ...and asked the judge if he could say something.
     The judge said, "What is it?"
       The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

The Last Homely House

A little bit of everything

Sorting Fabric Scraps and String Piecing on my Juki DDL 8700

Have a good weekend!

Good Morning Square One Quilters! Your "Morning Smile" for Thursday, March 25, 2021

 

 

                      Trivia- you may have seen this before?

Thank you Willy1

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.  Hence we have 'the rule Of thumb'

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen
Only...Ladies Forbidden'. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Thanks Elaine

Thank you Elaine

The Fox

Remember when ...

More lovely blocks. 

Last week, I put on a photo of this quilt that Dorris did.  Later I found this close up of the work that she did on the quilt. 

Good Morning Square One Quilters for Wednesday, March 24, 2021

 

Update on Covid 19 Shot

Tuesday morning Sarto and I received our Moderna Covid - 19 vaccination at the Curling Rink.   Just felt a small little prick of the needle and that was it.  Everything organized well.  Even received a proof of vaccination card.  

THEATRE SEATS FOR SENIORS   An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater   When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,   "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."   The old man didn't budge.   The usher became more impatient.   "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.   The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment returned with the manager.   Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.   Finally they summoned the police.   The officer surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "All right, buddy, what's your name?" "Fred," the old man moaned.   "Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer. With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied;

  "The balcony"....... 

"Friendship Rings"

Lovely Quilt Dorris 

Japan

For our knitters

Remember when ...

Beautiful Dorris 

I am not sure who made these, but they sure are lovely!