They Walk Among Us
Thanks Willy 1
A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge (still working),
he put it in his front yard and
hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat
there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people
were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read:
'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
They walk amongst us!
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One day I was walking down the
beach with
Some friends when someone shouted.....
"Look at that dead
bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and
said..."Where?"
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my
brother asked the
Real Estate agent which direction
was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him
up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in
the north?'
My brother explained that the sun
rises in the east
and has for some time. She shook
her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all
that stuff......'
They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating
our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl
talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend
drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible,
but said
she "didn't think she'd get
sunburned
because the car was moving."
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool
in her car
Which is designed to cut through a
seat belt
If she gets trapped. She keeps it
in the car trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went
to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told
me not to worry
because she was a trained
professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,'
she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like
this.)
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I
observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He
appeared to be alone and the cook
asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
about it for some time,
then said "Just cut it into
4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
Enough to eat 6 pieces."
They Walk Among Us!
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And last, but not least:
Dumb as a box of Rocks
A noted psychiatrist was a guest
speaker at an academic function where a prominent politician happened to
appear. He took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him
a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me,
Doctor,' he asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears
completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied.
'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the
person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
'What sort of question?' heasked.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain
Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which
one?''
He thought a moment, and then
said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would
you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'
Sadly, they walk among us! And, MORE sadly, hold high offices!!!
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Traffic Camera
A man was driving when he saw the
flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for
exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be
sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more
slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite
funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic
camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this
a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past,
this time at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five
tickets in the mail for Driving without a seat belt!!!
Nothing is more impersonal and cold than an airport.
They all look alike!
Here, with this kind of initiative, I am sure that travelers will remember their visit to Brussels.
In a waiting room at Brussels airport, master paintings were hung on the wall. In itself, this is already an original initiative. But that's not all.
Thanks to a millimeter video-projection system, a little cupid manages to escape from a painting by Rubens ( La Fête de Venus ). A feat that is both funny, impressive and full of fantasy.
Thank you Louise
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